Out of the abundance of the heart the mouth speaks... spit it out.

I could try and explain my life and give you the essentials, but instead I'll just tell you that you will never find anyone that loves deeper than I do.

flaw-in-the-plan:

lunatoneitdown:

the face on the hot sauce is the guy who plays spongebob

literally every human character on spongebob was played by the guy who voiced spongebob

(Source: bryko, via will-you-be-electric-sheep)

22 hours ago
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iuzooriaku:

essfitcee:

conceivethedream:

atasteforlife24:

rose-intheconcrete:

richardxmiller:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Yo lmfaoo

"No twerk application"

but “a nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues” Jesus is needed, as well as air

"My ex hit her with a Devine backhand of justice."


"Side bitch #467562-3 come up and started twerkin’ on a nigga without permission"
"…nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues."
"She was in mid twerk, and right before that right cheek came down, my ex hit her with the Devine backhand of justice."
"…a flock of birds took off at the sound of that shit."
" This could have been avoided if bitch read side-bitch code of conduct chapter 3 page 9."
"Bitch risked her damn life…"
So much classic material in this!!! lmfaooooooo I found my new favorite tumblr post. This beats the “singing Amazing grace as slow as humanly possible while rubbing my dick on your windshield” post for me!! LMFAOOOOOOO I never laughed so hard in my life!!! 


i swear this nigga WRITES POETRY!

A flock of birds flew away at the sound of it…..! Awake now

iuzooriaku:

essfitcee:

conceivethedream:

atasteforlife24:

rose-intheconcrete:

richardxmiller:

frenchinhalechanelxoxo:

Yo lmfaoo

"No twerk application"

but “a nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues” Jesus is needed, as well as air

"My ex hit her with a Devine backhand of justice."

image

"Side bitch #467562-3 come up and started twerkin’ on a nigga without permission"

"…nigga can’t afford to get butt juice on his trues."

"She was in mid twerk, and right before that right cheek came down, my ex hit her with the Devine backhand of justice."

"…a flock of birds took off at the sound of that shit."

" This could have been avoided if bitch read side-bitch code of conduct chapter 3 page 9."

"Bitch risked her damn life…"

So much classic material in this!!! lmfaooooooo I found my new favorite tumblr post. This beats the “singing Amazing grace as slow as humanly possible while rubbing my dick on your windshield” post for me!! LMFAOOOOOOO I never laughed so hard in my life!!! 

i swear this nigga WRITES POETRY!

A flock of birds flew away at the sound of it…..! Awake now

(via 2am-poetry)

1 day ago
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After high school you realize you were only friends with some people because you saw them five times a week.